So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Can you bring me the toilet please
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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