I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also, beer. Big fan.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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