i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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