Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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