I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
