this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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