You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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