You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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