I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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