Need sex. Gaining weight.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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