I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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