my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
youre lurking in front of me
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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