there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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