Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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