K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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