What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I wear drunk well.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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