: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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