Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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