Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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