from now on my penis is your penis
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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