the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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