They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
that is very illegal...i love you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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