yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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