those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
