just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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