i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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