But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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