Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
