What did we do last night that was yellow?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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