i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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