you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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