Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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