I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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