Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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