VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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