Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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