I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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