East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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