Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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