Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Randomize
