Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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