I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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