Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Randomize
