I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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