I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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