so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
