Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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