i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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