ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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