Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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