I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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